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9 Reasons David Crowder is More Frigintastical than Me

July 14, 2009 by Nick the Geek at 10:44 am Leave a Comment 9 Reasons David Crowder is More Frigintastical than Me #MyExperienceAs #Geek via @Nick_theGeek

  1. 1. He is a bigger geek than me
  2. Seriously guys, this guy is like the geek extreme. I have seen him in concert a few times, I have read one of his books and let me just say the guy make me look normal in his geekitude. I don’t know if I could ever attain that level of geek. He is the 9th dan geek master and I am a lowly white belt. The guy won’t use public bathrooms with electronic eyes because they cause him existential crisis. Now that is geek there.

  3. He has more energy than me
  4. I have a significant amount of energy. My youth regularly ask how much coffee or how many Monsters I have had. They think I must be bouncing off the walls hyper because of something I have ingested. The truth is it has been nearly 2 months since my last monster. I have more energy than pretty much the entire youth group. At King’s Fest I was the last to go to bed and the first to wake up and I was pushing hard the entire time, but then I watch David Crowder on stage and can’t help but think that the world is standing still while he bounces through it.

  5. He is beast on the guitar
  6. Have you heard him? I can’t imagine there is a style of music he can’t play. I love how each song he is bringing out a new guitar. One day I hope to be able to play about 1/10th as good.

  7. He has a Guitar Hero controller that plays music
  8. Did I mention he plays a different guitar with every song? Yeah one song got the Guitar Hero guitar. Now I know he didn’t make it but he pays it and that if frigintastical in geekdom so far as I am concerned. On a side note I am now making plans on how to one up him. I think I can make something pretty easy using the wii version and connecting via blue tooth to the computer. Then I can not only get the sounds like his but I can use the accelerometer in the wii-mote for distortion effects.

  9. He plays a lime green keytar
  10. One of the other guitars was a keytar. Not just any keytar but a lime green one. It is amazing. I want it.

  11. He can rock the Super Mario Theme
  12. Yeah I am a child of the 80s and hearing the Super Mario Theme triggers a deep part of my brain that makes me desire to jump on people’s heads. If I were David Crowder I would end up jump into the crowd after playing that. He apparently has more restraint than I.

  13. He is a bigger twitter ho than me
  14. I have only started following @crowderband. Sure there may not be as many updates but they did make a video called “Twitter will kill you” that is unreal. Seriously you won’t believe how amazing it is until you see it.

  15. He has a wicked goatee
  16. I could grow a goatee like his, but it would take ages and I’m just not that dedicated.

  17. He has an über cool fro.

Ok, I’ll admit I have amazing hair but that fro is unreal. I could do mine up like that but it wouldn’t be as awesome.

Now for one reason why David Crowder is less frigintastical than me.

  1. He is from Waco, TX

This isn’t just Texas. That is bad enough. He is from Waco. That is the same place as David Koresh. David Crowder … David Koresh. I’m just saying they have the same first name and share the same city. Plus Texas heat must boil people’s brains every summer. No wonder so many crazy people live there right @katdish?

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